note to self

Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.

Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.

A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."

by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

Notential

The lack of any sexual appeal whatsoever in a man or a woman, due to appearance, demeanor, or personality.

George Castanza has notential.

by Martin McLemore January 12, 2007

notadate

when you hang out with someone when both parties are interested in each other romantically but it is not a defined date

On our notadate we went to the movies and then sat and talked. Soon I'll ask her out on a real date.

by drumchic June 1, 2010

Noited

Adjective

1 To be killed or destroyed in a precise yet entirely coincidental way.

"Who would've thought that." mumbled the guard, "He'd be noited by a crocodile AND the prey it was hunting."

by Edward Blackhurst December 20, 2019

Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks

Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!

by balhky July 19, 2007

dot nosed

When something is so obvious, it seems like it is written on your face.

Dude 1: Dude, check out that punker guy over there,you can tell he's such a poser.
Dude 2: Yea I know man, he's so dot nosed.

Poser punker: Hmm i wonder what i can get at hot topic today!

by David Lets get naked December 17, 2008

hook-nosed jew

1. A person that displays jewish charachteristics.
2. A person of jewish descent that has a hook nose

Aaron Schrum is a hook-nosed jew.

by fat mark April 30, 2003