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Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
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ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation
Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022
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Oogie Noogie

A very rough poke or grind with the knuckles, on a person's fragile head.
"Oh gosh! My brother gave me an oogie noogie!" -johnny smithens
by UuuUhLol May 27, 2023
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Chicken Nooget

The act of protecting your friend from a touchy female.
A friend is getting touched by a girl he doesn’t want so he yells “Chicken Nooget!!” You must immediately attack said female and rip her away from her.
by Dulygoat January 4, 2024
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chicken nooget

When your getting touched by a girl you dont like so you scream “chicken nooget” and your friend comes and absolutely beats the shit out of the bitch.
Girl:Omg i love you so much daddy
Victim: “CHICKEN NOOGET”
Friend 2: *absolutely fucking obliterates the ugly bitch*
by Phillyxrackxzz January 4, 2024
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huuga nooga

Suck it, suck it good, huuga nooga
by Huuga nooga lmao March 4, 2024
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Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.
Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.
by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025
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