Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

Nonce

Alex stephen. he touches kids every ady and loves to finger kids because he drives a white van

" That boy in the white van alex, hes a right nonce

by 000000034ff October 15, 2020

Nonce

a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher

Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then

by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022

bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024