Stress

A mental and physical state where life throws everything at you and says "deal with it B)".

HERE IS SOME HOMEWORK , 137 ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE TOMORROW AND BY THE WAY , YOU HAVE A TEST TODAY. lET STRESS BEGIN.

by Maher M. (djmaher March 7, 2017

stress

Shit to remember every single second

I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you

by George Guru August 30, 2016

Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".

I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

stress pack

A huge amount of stress someone has to carry around for a long period of time.

My friend said I am a stress pack.

by Never Milk Kangaroos's friend September 2, 2017

stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019

stressed out cunt

a black man named avinash

i avinash am i stressed out cunt desperate for pussy. Im so stressed out my stress is stressed. I am also a gay man.

by dasilencer7007 May 5, 2018