Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.

Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.

by Hexagram July 7, 2012

UPS Ninja

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.

I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.

by BooJoh August 6, 2004

scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.

Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.

by Ben Chott October 14, 2009

Ninja Warrior

Awesome. Simply Awesome.

Ninja Warrior's on? Awesome.

by Red Tornado March 8, 2008

ninja walk

When one rolls instead of walking.

Dude, we ninja walked home!

by Papaya and Tangerine Jones March 7, 2008

Ninja Dip

Leaving with out saying good bye.

Where did brad go? Man, he must of ninja dipped again. WTF?

by CameronKilla1881 October 21, 2010

Ninja Nipples

What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.

We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!

by ShrewdSimian May 31, 2010