Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.

Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.

by Valric. October 11, 2010

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 07, 2018

Noodle Guy

A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.

Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.

by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 30, 2009

Thick Noodle

An asian person who is thick

Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle

by LasianMac April 02, 2018

Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

by Monkey Shoulder June 08, 2013