Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.

Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.

by Valric. October 13, 2010

Noodle Bowl

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.

Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.

by wecanhavehightimes July 18, 2018

Noodle Guy

A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.

Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.

by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017

Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.

Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019