night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

night dick by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014

Night Night patter

Originating in Glasgow, Scotland "night night patter" is when you get to that part of the night when everything that's not funny becomes hilarious, all whilst needing no explanation. Night night patter is usually paired with illegal substances such as acid, ketamine and alcohol.

Night night patter in itself cannot be fully defined, however here are some examples I have come across.

Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"

Or

Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"

Night Night patter by Vazatron January 7, 2017

Night Show 

Usually taking place in The Hills... an event where you pop pills snort snow and have sex

Are u sure you wanna party at the Night Show

Night Show by Blame Trey February 4, 2019

Night Hag

A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.

Kennedys Grandma

Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag

Oliver: Ragity hoe

Night Hag by Night Hag!1!1 July 12, 2019

Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.

“bro why r u smiling?”
“Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”

Night Water by AgayBitch April 10, 2022

Night Stick 

A big black cock.

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.

Night Stick by buddy-doo February 8, 2009

night club dwight

Barfly; Dealer; Drunk; Fiddler on the Roof; Thief

"When night club dwight starts to talk about the ice he ain't talkin 'bout the frozen water
he's talkin 'bout the diamonds and where we can find them and who we can sell em to and stuff like that"

night club dwight by Eye Patch Guy March 16, 2004