Newbury Comics

A chain DVD/CD store, where you can never find what you're looking for. They are located in alot of Malls, and usually charge an arm and a leg for crap that's worth about 3 bucks on amazon.com. They tend to cater to the younger generation so most CD's and movies are "new" stupid tween crap. They also sell useless novelty items and used Movies/CD's that stop working after awhile. To sum it up perfectly, this place sucks.

Manny: Yo dudes, I went to Newbury Comics looking for several Metal albums, but all I saw was Justin Bieber shit, and a bunch of Crap!! Wtf is that all about?
Bruce: That store is a rip off. I was looking at Judas Priest albums there that costed 15 bucks!!! So I ordered it online and got it much cheaper.
Jake: Whatever ya'll do, don't buy there cheap used shit. I was watchin' a DVD last night that just stopped working.

by Metalhead83 August 30, 2011

newbian

Of or relating to the Newbian kind.

All hail the King Newbian~

by Seroquel Fiend April 15, 2003

newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

newbie

that guy in my class lol

he just transferred,hes such a newbie.

by decides to die April 21, 2007

newbian swan princess

A person who has noob-like qualities, but does so in a graceful, and almost pathetic or sickening manner.

"I see you just lost your ear to a level 6 hammer pali, you newbian swan princess. I pity you and your household."

by "Frollo, Lord of Destruction" April 21, 2008

newbie alfredo

a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes

Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop

by Doozie July 20, 2009