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mutton dressed as dog dirt

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt
by LoonyBob September 10, 2010
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Muttles

The small and adorable puppy plush brand created by Gail Tilden from her home in Woodinville. They can be found in target stores, Toys R Us, Wallgreens, Rite Aid, Bartell Drugs, Fred Meyers, and specialty stores. They can also be purchased online.
Kid: I want more Muttles!!
Mom: OK! they're so cute and affordable, why the heck not!
by MuttleLover March 29, 2011
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muttstick

Ugly as a mutt and as dumb as his stick
Don't worry about that guy creeping on your girl. He's a total muttstick
by Uncle Boolish February 4, 2017
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muttonfuck

A man that has sex with sheep.
That dude fucking my sheep was a real muttonfuck.
by gcate June 5, 2019
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muttnificent

mutt nif i cent
mutt-nif-uh-suh nt

adjective: most often used by a communicator (speaker or writer) who is multiracial, or a mutt. Non-mutts (if any even exist) may find the term effective as they adapt to the socio-cultural-political multiracial landscape.

1. making a splendid appearance or show; of exceptional beauty
2. superb; marvelous
3. dazzling
4. extravagant
5. grand or noble in thought or deed; exalted.
6. (usually initial capital letter, used as a title of a leader or ruler) great; grand; noble: Deborah the Muttnificent

Origins
ME: My English
from muttnificence, splendor, from MLatin muttnificentia
a muttnificent opportunity
a muttnificent novel
a muttnificent view of the city
by muttslikeme March 28, 2009
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muttnormous

mutt nor mous
mutt-nawr-muh-s

adjective: commonly used when the communicator is multiracial (a mutt) or by, about and for things multiracial. Always in positive usage; never derogatory.

1. greatly exceeding the common size, extent
2. huge
3. immense
4. outrageous
5. extraordinary
A muttnormous inheritance
Muttnormous possibility
She has a muttnormous sense of confidence.
by muttslikeme March 28, 2009
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mutton button

"That dude has sone real mutton buttons."
by Professor Dinglejingler March 14, 2014
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