Motion

The proper slang term for a wash cloth used for tables and counters

YO! Pass me my motion, I need to clean this spilled milk.

by rnte September 11, 2009

Brownian Motion

When toast or other cooked food begins to become brown across the entire top of it, and you know it's perfectly toasted.

Has dinner commenced Brownian Motion?

by DellPaxton July 21, 2011

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

Mutiny

when better, more appropriate titles go AWOL

The series was named Mutiny even though the proper title would be AWOL.

by seriesnamer April 28, 2009

Sparkle Motion

A wank where you think about girls that are definitely too young.

All those school girls make me want a sparkle motion

by DonnieDarko1 June 8, 2013

Slow Motion

Noun for somebody who is mentally slow.

I'm talking to "Slow Motion" on the phone.

by BLUE FLAME January 23, 2009

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009