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Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.
When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.
by iviesmith October 24, 2011
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Musicalapathy

A belief that Music is supreme, and that living a life without Music is not living at all \m/
The followers of Musicalapathy are called Musicalapathists who believe in Music=Life
by SinnersChoice January 28, 2012
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Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat
me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.
by drkatt June 20, 2012
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Musical Babies

The result of two talented musicians getting together and sharing beautiful sounds together. Making musical babies is the ultimate form of music production and is created ideally through spontaneous improvisation (though not limited to improv).
Joe: wanna jam today man?
Fred: Yeah, let's make musical babies together.
Joe: Sounds good, it's gonna be beautiful.
Fred: People are gonna cry.
by Sidewalk Chalk March 13, 2013
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Musical Bitties

When a guy likes a girl and gets shut down, then goes on to liking her friend and goes on to another friend after getting shut down again, etc.

Like playing musical chairs but with girls.
Sally, Suzie and Sarah were best friends. Jack liked Sally until he realized he had no chance with her. Then Jack went for Suzie. After Suzie shut Jack down he tried to go for Sarah. Jack was playing musical bitties.
by TheBitties August 20, 2013
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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musicalize

V. to show music; to introduce new music
"I will musicalize you by showing you this new song"
by jamie parsons May 20, 2014
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