Mosey

The most holy prophet Captain Mosey was original prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM appeared to Mosey during a stupor (induced by mead and al dente pasta). Captain Mosey is the originator of the 8 Condiments, also known as the 8 'rather you didn'ts' which were given to him by the FSM on the top of Mount Salsa. Mosey was crucified in year 1 of the pastafarian calendar, after abducting Julius Cesar, holding him for a terribly low ransom, raising that ransom, and then being taken captive himself.

Mosey was a trusted advisor to the FSM, and one drunken bastard too.

by RevSmithFSM September 20, 2014

big baby moses

term used for a large jewish man-boy with unparallel rapping skills. gains skills while drunk, but can also prove to be unstable at times. has incredible street knowledge and is also into kinky sex acts. has a somewhat dark past that he hides with his large goatee.

Yeah I know Big Baby Moses tossed a few, but that's the past...

by lord god December 1, 2004

The Moses

A sexual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom...but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, 'Let my people go!'

I totally pulled The Moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.

by ComedyGoo August 6, 2010

Mossers

A green, moss-like growth on the genitals. Most commonly transmitted through anal intercourse. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Excretion of a thick, pus-like ooze and a bitter smell not unlike alcohol.

I met this chick at the bar last night. Turned out she had mossers. Good thing I didn't go down on her

by Dr. Bueller November 19, 2010

moses lake

aka: moses hole, hell.
1.red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.the desert oasis!
3.hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish

beaner:man we were in wal-mart last night til 2 am!
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.

person1: man never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.

by zofo July 1, 2008

Moses Brown School

An elite independent school located in Providence, Rhode Island. Founded in 1784, Moses Brown is a nursery through grade 12 school which boasts rigorous academics and exceptional athletics.

That kid from Providence is brilliant- he must be a graduate of Moses Brown School.

by MosesBrown May 17, 2006

Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.

Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...

by not found [Error 404] August 27, 2007