Mormonia

The state (and rumored theocracy) of Utah.

"Dude, I have to go to Salt Lake."

"Have fun in Mormonia!"

by leggie_blonde August 27, 2009

mormon

A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of non-gay, mostly white people. They don't practice polygamy or have multiple wives except after death where men can have as many wives as they want. They try to do the best they can in life. They're not perfect and don't think they're perfect unless but they do think they are better than non-Mormons. They strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. They don't put down other religions, at least not to your face. They don't think you'll go to hell unless you're gay or you're in a different religion. They believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation, except the gays, and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two separate beings, and that Christ created the Earth for straight Mormons only. They think they're Christian. They don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of Mormon) is a god, just equal with Jesus. They also believe he is a prophet of God. They aren't here to overtake the world, even though their doctrine says they are. They try to allow everyone who would like to hear about their church to hear about it. And they also try to allow everyone who would NOT like to hear about it, hear about it as well. They understand that it's your choice to join or not and they don't force it upon you. However, they'll force you to join once you're dead so why fight it now? I know these things are true and I say them in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Despite what you might have heard from the Mormons, they actually do love gay people, as long as they stop being gay.

by fuckpuppy March 2, 2011

Mormon City

An alternate name for Salt Lake City, Utah.

Guy 1: What city is the Utah Jazz's home stadium?

Guy 2: Mormon City I think.

by $lim $hady February 23, 2009

Marooned The 5

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.

Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,

by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011

maroon gang

The most notorious gang throughout the whole of New Zealand. They know only of slaying bitches, breaking the law, drinking, and most of all intimidation. The gang started by a few friends who were all wearing Maroon coloured clothes so they made a gang. It went viral and now consists of over 4,000 members, and are still taking in recruits. Mr. God means Mr= Maroon. G=Gang O=Or D=Die. Maroon gang or die.

Sally: Oh my God. Who are they? Are they a bunch of faggots wearing maroon coloured clothes?
Tim: Fuck up bitch, that's Maroon gang. *Beats Sally*

by Maroon Gang Member. October 13, 2013

Moron

Propper spelling for Mormon

I belong to the Moron Chirch.

by Down With Mormonism June 11, 2006

moronazi

a self-consciously anti-intellectual person who is extremely aggressive, often verbally abusive, in his/her insistence that intelligence and its attendant abilities (to use "big words," to understand and elucidate complex and/or abstract concepts, to grasp subtleties and nuances, etc.) is bad in some way or another and should be squelched in any discussion--usually, such individuals feel that said discussions should instead be filled with simplistic, emotionally charged rhetoric and/or the ad nauseam repetition of dogma or pet phrases.

"Moronazis abound among religious fundamentalists; you will also find anywhere from 1 to 31 of them in most 12-step groups."

by jw78 January 17, 2009