mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.

From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."

by English Boy December 6, 2004

Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.

John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.

by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009

Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011

morning blast

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"

PJ is kind of quiet this morning, yea I don't think he's had his morning blast.

by pj November 27, 2004

Morning After Shrill!

When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.

After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!

by icwish July 13, 2009

morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

Morning Nipple

When a woman wakes up in the morning with huge stiff nipples. Like morning wood on a woman.

Man, my girlfriend spooned me in the morning and I can feel her morning nipples poking me in the back!

by Mornip December 21, 2010