MONTANA

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.

T-shirt in MT

"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

Morange

1. to eat mexican food
2. to eat a mexican

1. someone: "What did you do yesterday?"
you: "I moranged with Paco"

2. someone: "What did you do yesterday?"
you: "I moranged Paco"

by sealion June 29, 2007

Montana Moonshine

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.

"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

French Montana

tongue kissing a butthole after a long horse ride. A special case of a rim-job

After a long ride across the plains, I got her to give me the old French Montana, even though I was sweating my balls off

by ysoslo January 16, 2017

Dirty Moranchez

You eat a bucket of chicken beforehand and you shit on the girls arm while jacking off. Then you blow your load on the girls arm atop the shit and then you get out your kit and sprinkle cocaine on the shit and cum. Then she takes a pixie stick straw and you make her snort the cocaine and cum should go through her nostril as well.

i gave a "dirty moranchez" to this one girl in bed and she said it was the most interesting thing she'd ever done

by Juan Moranchez August 19, 2006

French Montana

When you fuck someone in the ass with corn on the cob while wearing a cowboy hat .

Yo man Danny got a French Montana last night . Haha that's nasty man !

by Jayray September 7, 2016

montanabahn

A reference to Interstate 94 that runs through Montana. In the daylight there is no posted speed limit. Drivers are urged to use "prudent" judgement while driving, but you can go as fast as you want.

Hey man, lets hit up the montanabahn so we can see how fast your car goes.

by SteedaQ March 15, 2007