Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

messycan

a low life sorry excuse for a human being that smells

get that messycan out of my yard

by TYRONE July 16, 2004

misty

A "tough" slang meaning emotional or teared up. Commonly used by The Fonz on Happy Days

"Whoa, I'm gettin' all misty! I do not need you to see me like this!"

by Mare Garrel July 27, 2008

messy messy messy

When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.

*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."

by jackamo88 July 16, 2009

Misty

Beautiful girl, will make you laugh, perfect to be with, with a happy smile she will lighten up your life and make you wanna love her for the rest of your life

Misty I love you

by Golden920 October 13, 2018

Hop On Melty

Slang for engaging in anal and orally sexual intercourse between two men; to be split roasted

"Yo Adagie, wanna hop on melty with Mugen?"
"Sure man, I'll get a backshot on him"

by cum_man4710 December 15, 2021

Meaty Boy

Cute boy of a thicker muscular nature, plural: Meaty boys.
Late 40's-50+ ... is a meaty man.

1. oh hayyy, Tom Brady is SUCH a meaty boy.

2. i'd totally tap that meaty boy.

by JulesM March 1, 2010