melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.

Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.

by Rookie V. November 9, 2017

Melon

toby mclinden

toby you’re a melon

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018

melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Maeron

Maeron is a girl with blond hair and a deep life. She has secrets that she only tells good friends. If there is a Maeron there is always a boy named William crushing on her. She does not know what to do because she does not want to break his heart , only his mind.

Maeron wants to kill William

by Missy_M_977 February 19, 2019

Melonite

Bad YouTuber who plays Minecraft. Has 1k subs and power has corrupted him. Has weird thumbnail and makes mouse noises. Only Minecraft youtubers like him

“Omg so groady, he must be a melonite”

“A Minecraft YouTuber? Mans he sounds like a melonite”

by Anonymous blob May 30, 2019

Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020