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Melissa

Melissa: A person who makes you go crazy if you break up.
Melissa broke up with him and he went crazy and beat up his house…melissa has that million dollar pussy I guess hahaha.
by Ohsmellycat December 7, 2022
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Dirty melissa

When a girl get super drunk and try’s to go down in her best friend then pees the bed!
How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
by Dirty chia April 15, 2020
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Melissa J.

A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.

She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.

Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
by Khaini May 19, 2010
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melissaa

This word is a Noun used to describe the most Amazing Girl in the Universe. She is also a model. She is also a well known athlete who was a badminton champion in Chandler High school and was a beast of a player. She is also very beautiful, sexy, and smart. She truly adds happiness and enlightens life. A girl that is always there when you need her. she means the world to me(: She is the nicest, sweetest, and most caring girl on the planet.
Dude, do you know that girl melissaa? Yeah man, she's amazing.
by asterturf January 26, 2011
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melissa & tom

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016
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melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.
Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.
by ctr87 August 21, 2016
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Melissa

Melissa is a pretty Girl who has a very very nice character and she's very funny and have a nice style
by stern78 January 2, 2017
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