Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.

Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”

by dogstar7 August 4, 2011

waxy marital build-up

A common cause for divorce.

Jane's marriage failed due to "waxy marital build-up".

by C Angle February 25, 2008

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

Maritza

A girl who lies a lot and then says “lie again”

You see that girl over there,she’s such a Maritza

by Thhngfu December 28, 2018

maritza

she lives in a garbage can because her family kicked her out for eating the family dog. she doesn't shower and eats dog food. she is gross . do not talk to maritza.

maritza is gross

by pewgfyuweqv efguqcvguiqd May 8, 2018

Memito

A person who clearly does not know the meaning of shutup. But uses it against others all the time.

Andrew: Hey, you're a dork.
Kyle: Shutup!
Andrew: Stop saying that word!
Kyle: Shutup!
Andrew: Oh, God. You're such a Memito.
Kyle: Shutup!

by Azilia October 26, 2008

MeritsOfHonor

the artist formerly known as Prince

MeritsOfHonor loves MeritsOfHonor.

by Barbaraaaa March 8, 2008