word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...

Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.

by tito p November 30, 2005

Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008

Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.

Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.

by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Merthyr Tydfil

A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town

Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets

by Jesus the second. X. August 20, 2011

Mehhah

A sarcastic mean typey laughy typey thing :D

When somebody says "i fell down the stairs and broke my face" You would say "Mehhah!" :D

by stt May 9, 2008