Mason Bouchet

I hot slarg full of concrete and whimsical running medals. He is kind of full of himself, but it's cool because his eyebrows are supes defined. He loves to work out and gets really antsy and weird at night.

Mason Bouchet has eyebrows like count olaf

by hotcrossbuns October 26, 2010

mayonnaiseing

Compound word of half man, half amazing.

Word created by LeeAnna and Matthew.

A hybrid man who is infused with incredibly high levels of amazing. Often confused with an being from another planet.

" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."

Bawk bawk.

by pamyoumanatee! August 6, 2011

mayonnaise muncher

1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.

2. A ho.

Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!

You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?

by Radio Rental December 7, 2013

Masonic home

Masonic home is a group of legends who usually play soccer

Do you play for the Masonic home booters

by 989mb June 12, 2016

Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it

"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"

by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017

Masonmon1119’d

When you get attacked by a anorexic lesbian

So I was walking out of 7/11 and got MasonMon1119’d,I dropped my banana slurpee and everything

by MitchellH123 June 12, 2018

Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018