Maret

Noun. That one kid who nobody notices. He may be in all of your classes but he is invisible because he doesn't contribute to anyone's life.

(halfway through school year)
Bro 1: Dude, I just realized that Morgan doesn't go here anymore.
Bro 2: Who's Morgan?
Bro 1: He's been going here since 4th grade.
Bro 2: 4 years and I didn't even know he existed.
Bro 1: Yeah he's a Maret.

by Lickmydick69 December 14, 2010

suny maritime football

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

maritess

a type of fren who will "trick" you into going out with her to watch a movie with a few "frenz". she is a fun person and beneath her funny and cheery exterior she is a sensitive person.

she pulled a maritess on me and i ended up watching a movie "as soon as we got home"

by Ilaisa May 12, 2004

marete

Marete is sotho for testicles

Skang rata marete ntjaka!

by KANANELOTSHEPOTHE7THSEXPISTOL July 30, 2019

SUNY Maritime

A college situated in the Bronx, NYC... it is known for its corrupt regimental staff, idiotic cadets, and job placement office for an industry which the US really doesn't have anymore. Largely a waste of time and tuition

"SUNY Maritime College sucks man, they promised me 100% job placement, and 99.9% of my job offers are shoreside."

by FtheReg June 11, 2006

marathi

some of the coolest, not to mention hottest indians in India, who just happen to get along great with the next coolest indians, Punjabi!

more like the coolest Indians are Malayalis!!!! South Side Kerela w00t w00t!

The coolest people in the world were once known as the astounding elite group of Indians named 'Malayalis'

ahhahaha lol jk

by mmcman September 17, 2005