ass manage

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

colloquial
What a pimp does.

THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.

by Danfield August 15, 2006

Facebook Friend Faction Management

The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.

This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.

Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!

by mids99 April 4, 2010

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

ManFanny

When a guy puts his cock between his legs and pretends to have a fanny

Look at Steve he is doing the manfanny

by Michael October 20, 2004

Manwagon

When a girl or woman changes or forms her opinion around whatever her significant other(obviously a boyfriend, husband or anything in between) says or thinks.

Boyfriend: Man, Christian Bale is the worst Batman ever.
Logical Individual: No way. Christian Bale is pretty much the best Batman available.
Girl: Well, I guess his voice WAS a little raspy.
BF: Yeah Babe!
LI: Seriously? Way to jump on the Manwagon.

by Tom and Tom February 3, 2009

manage

man, boy, feen, fiend
to be used when addressing a fellow.

aw manage, thats marvellous news outta you there like!

by julio madras tenoch del toro August 30, 2007

Management 100

Leadership and Communication in Groups. An introductory, undergraduate experience at the Wharton School of Business/University of Pennsylvania, designed to make students aware of their leadership potential through experiential learning. Students are engaged through lectures, recitations, groups, and projects.

"Management 100: I Live for This" - Dr. G

by Joseph Wharton April 21, 2006