mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.

Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

magnetic fields

A magnetic field is the magnetic effect of electric currents and magnetic materials

Magnetic fields can be produced by moving electric charges and the intrinsic magnetic moments of elementary particles associated with a fundamental quantum property, their spin.

by coolwaves159 March 16, 2017

dick magnet

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.

"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."

by woodchuck cooperative November 3, 2009

Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.

I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.

by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019

lesbo-magnet

a person who is constantly being asked out by lesbian's and/or gays.

diana: that girl keeps making eyes at sharon and biting her lip!
courtney: i think we've got a severe case of lesbo-magnet!
sharon: oh no, not again, i think i'll g hid eout in the bathroom! i hope my spot isn't taken.

by yermoom December 18, 2009