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Spite Monkey

A Spite Monkey is a type of volunteer editor working for Urban Dictionary who, having had a definition rejected, goes into a session to approve new words and rejects anything and everything irrespective of its value. A childish, nasty, little fuckwit whose actions hold back progress and discourage others from contributing. They don't bother looking to see how their definition can be fixed, they just throw all of their toys out of the pram and reject everyone else's definitions.
"I've had four sound definitions rejected by Urban Dictionary, I'm not sure why."
" Don't worry about it, it's probably just some American spite monkey who doesn't understand English!"
by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
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Anarcho-Monarchism

Anarcho-Monarchism might seem like the ultimate contradiction.

Philosophically speaking, anarchism has a strong anti-democratic tradition that, far from seeing anarchism as being democracy carried to its logical conclusion, is actually far closer to being instead aristocracy universalised. Monarchy can be reinvented as a concept to serve a distinctively libertarian ethos, if one can see in the monarch a symbol of sovereignty that is reflected in the absolute sovereignty of the free individual. The word 'king' is derived from the word 'kin' - so kingship denotes kinship, the king or queen being a symbolic guardian of the people's freedom and self-determination. Thus handed down generation to generation, the monarch carries the genetic inheritance of the people in a bond of mutual co-inherence.
"What ideology did you say you follow?"

"Anarcho-Monarchism"

"What the heck is that?"
by Vech October 19, 2011
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Mongcouraging

Someone who encourages another persons bullshit
If they stop encouraging her she wouldn't end up looking like such a mong and get laughed at.mongs keep on mongcouraging
by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022
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Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.
1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023
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Monkey Wolf

Based on the online persona who makes primarily Nintendo themed web-comics for Reddit and Instagram, as well as animations for YouTube.

"Wolf" comes from the primary artist who calls himself "Wolf Bro"

"Monkey" comes from "Mr. Monkey" who is supposedly a sidekick who is always there to support wolf bro. If you look close, Mr. Monkey is hidden in every single one of Monkey Wolfs YouTube videos.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Monkey Wolfs new Waluigi video?
Person 2: No but I saw his "If Smash bros had Pre-Fight cutscenes" comics on Reddit.
by Jan Je Je October 8, 2019
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Ball Monokuma

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by ball uwu October 27, 2018
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Monyen

"How are you going today?"

"Monyen!!"
by Jon B1 March 27, 2008
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