senior moment

A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.

Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.

by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003

Mommy wars

Vicious, mean, provocative and disrespectful arguments on the internet between women, usually mothers who disagree on parenting styles or other controversial topics such as vaccines, clinical male infant circumcision, breastfeeding, abortion, choice of career, etc...

No mommy wars allowed in this group.

by jimco September 1, 2015

Momethre

cross-over between "Mom" & "Mother" the bestest person in the world made this word, that is not me

A: The word "Mom" and "Mother" is lame, wish there was an alternative.
B: Just use the word "Momethre", it's unique and different.

by x.Elys October 18, 2020

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.

Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.

by Gippon January 1, 2008

Sitcom moment

A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.

"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".

by Sweet and James May 26, 2009

fuckover moment

An unfortunate event

"8:45AM and I realize I periodblooded through my pants... had to give presentation in front of the class... just a fuckover moment."

by clownpenis0 June 9, 2009