mitch kurts

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie

You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

by Youreguyohsure May 27, 2017

Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.

Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker

by charlz132 October 24, 2017

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018

mrs mitch

Mrs mitch is definitely wifey material. A fragrant beauty who is not only sexy and sweet but also very sophisticated, sleek and to die for. Hence why Mr Mitch can't seem to get enough.

"Oh my is that mrs mitch, she is one of a kind"
"Mitchy is lucky to have Mrs M"

by tracey adam June 15, 2017

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

to look like a dominos delivery man

that pizza guy is such a mitch

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!

Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart

by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016