MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) that you wouldn't or a Cougar that has seen better days. Basically any MILF or cougar who obviously believes that she is the shit, when in fact that is what she looks like.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
by Knoxville Johnny March 25, 2007
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A combination of a milf with the intense anger fluctuations of Lou Ferrigno that you might expect from a post-menopause milf that you are currently banging. Basically she goes Hulk on your ass.
Steve: "How did last night go with that milf that you are currently enjoying"?
Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
by prodigyofmind July 24, 2010
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Woman casually mentions that her kids are gone for the evening and she has nothing to do, then proceeds to invite a man(s) over to the house.- Milfhint
by Yosemite Samonite September 8, 2010
Get the Milfhint mug.The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 27, 2013
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by sotsirh October 9, 2016
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