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Midget free

As in to be without ones small children. Anything under 4 foot 9 inches is considered a midget. Not intended to offend less taller adults.
" Me and Amber are midget free this weekend so, we're clubbin."
by El castor May 20, 2009
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midget hitler

Someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence 'midget'. Can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny Hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.
Girl1:Hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
Girl2:Yeah.
Girl1:Who else is invited?
Girl2: Not midget hitler thats for sure, I like my house in one piece, thank-you!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 25, 2010
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midget dyke

A female or a male where you can not tell whether it is a girl or a boy and they are unusually short. Its definition is closely related to MB, midget bitch.
wtf, is that a girl midget or boy midget. It's just a midget dyke.
by peewhee June 4, 2010
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Midget in high heels

When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.
''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''
by borrie August 24, 2011
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Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian men that are less than 4 feet tall, stacked on top of eachother, covered in gravy or maple syrup.
Person 1: Look at that fucking Midget Shortstack
Person 2: Where
Person 1: Watch T-Series
by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019
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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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