mcdonalds party

When you and friends buy 200 chicken nuggets and finish them all. Preferably when messed up.

Hey are you guys down to get drunk and have a mcdonalds party?!

by mark gee July 6, 2011

mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

McDonalds Friday

The day of the week that a swarve looking group of young adults make a pilgrimage to McDonalds in Barkingside
Additions to the agenda:

Tescos

Sweet shop

Ayo

Spitballing

"Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & McDonalds Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday ---- Craig David booty"

by raisonloverforlife2k11 January 26, 2011

Mcdonalds Friday

the day of the week in which students, country wide, crave and aspire to devouring a cushty McDonalds meal

Fuck off you cunt, it's a tuesday, not McDonalds friday

by raisonloverforlife January 21, 2011

McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup

When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.

McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup

by LifeOfMacGyver June 10, 2016

McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade

Resembles some what of a woman's urine while on ones period

Girl: I went to the toilet and i did a McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade

by lordmaster1666 June 22, 2017

mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling

1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.

by cheesybread July 18, 2017