Massaro

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.

Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."

by Massaro =D April 21, 2009

maiss

Maiss is a person who is smart af and awesome at sports..But she is is pretty like a model and a awesome friend with great advice with anyone who really needs it and anyone wants or needs a maiss in their life.Maiss can make any boy swoon or drool over.. Maiss’s are perfect.Maiss’s are often putting other people feeling in front of others. Maiss’s are HALARIOUS and the bomb diggidty.Their usually beautiful with long hair pretty eyes with the best outfits. Maiss’s are so pretty that they make other girls jealous and boys wish that they were theirs. Maiss’s are most likely to be artist and good at basket ball and anything she put her mind to. Any person will be lucky to have a Maiss in their life.❤️😍😁

Girl one “Hey did u see maiss instagram she looked like a princess” ..Girl two ”yeah she is that best I love maiss”

by Maiss May 10, 2018

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010

mass-hole

What we Rhode Islanders call the Massachusett drivers, when they drive like crap, ie: cutting people off, no directional signal, changing lanes three at a time or better yet passing in the breakdown lane.

Loook at that mass-hole, he just cut across three lanes with no directional

by 97jeepgrand January 20, 2010

Massachussetts

Usually abbreviated mass since nobody knows how to spell it. Capital is Boston. Home to the great colleges of B.U B.C (yes they are different), Harvard, Tufts, Merrimack, UMASS(Amherst, Salem, Lowell, Boston) and lots more.

Sport teams: Boston Red Sox (who's fans hate the Yankees), New England Patriots, Bruins, Celtics

Many people have the boston accent. The boston accent is the hardest to imitate since not many people know when to drop r's or add an r, but everybody knows the saying" Pahk the cah in havahd yahd". If you are not from boston, you will most likely not understand this accent. The word wicked is used alot. Means very.

Massachussets does allow gay marriage and the drivers usually can't drive/are totally lost/go really slow and yell at you for going the speed limit or have insane road rage/love to speed and flip you off for no reason.

Has muggy hot summers, wicked cold winters, and chilly spring/fall. Sometimes the weather gets all messed up and its hot during winter and snowing in the summer (yes that actually happened once). Has beaches, lakes, rivers, mountains, fields, Six Flags, and other amazing stuff.

I went into boston with out of state friends and they couldn't understand what anybody was saying, were always being yelled at on the road for going the speed limit, saw somebody being yelled at for loving the Yankees.
Massachussetts is fucking insane.

by Massachussetts is hard to spel August 8, 2009

Massachusetts

State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.

Massachusetts was the sixth state to join the Union.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005

Millis Massachusetts

A miniature town, no a truck stop located on 109. Where every citizen is a pot head

Hey i'm moving to Millis Massachusetts
Where?

by Backblast October 24, 2012