deluXXXe massage

A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.
I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.
by Emperor Megas March 05, 2014
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Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.
S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex
by D:)))) August 15, 2022
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Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.
ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.
by Taumaoe April 22, 2023
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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 17, 2012
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Roughrider Massage

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.
One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”
by Mr. Goonch6969 November 17, 2020
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Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 12, 2023
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Tennessee Pneumatic Massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 12, 2023
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