Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.

I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

nose lube

when you are giving head and the cum comes out your nose.

elena: "he came in my mouth sooo hard he maded my nose lube!!"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"

by arthurewsxz May 04, 2024

Lube Boy

Boy in charge of distributing lube to pornstars on set.

Can someone get the lube boy on set, Jose ran out!

by @kraken January 19, 2021

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant

"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"

by The_officialShnoobaWookaLube November 30, 2022

lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.

Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.

by Sperloid January 15, 2018

Lady Lube

Natural vaginal lubricant.

A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.

by 1stDMAN December 20, 2015