Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

peg lube

Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.

Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.

by AwesomeSoft August 19, 2017

French lube

Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.

Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.

by Da Curry Man November 1, 2017

Joespher Lubington

Apple Fanboy, owns about 7000 fidget spinners.

Joespher Lubington is a person.

by SICKO69420 November 29, 2017

Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

Luv Lube

Synonym for puke (kots). Luv Lube is naturally produced from excessive alcohol intake. Instead of disposing of the natural substance, one recycles the excrement and uses it for passionate love making. It can be enjoyed with a partner or alone.

After Rickus threw up on Samantha's glory-hole, Rickus said "Gosh Samantha, let's not spoil the moment and rather use this as luv lube"

by Vuilbeksoutie July 24, 2020