Think London

Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.

"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"

"But they're all poor up North."

"Yeah and they smell like chips."

"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."

by ThinkBanter August 18, 2013

London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011

London Calling

a song by the British punk rock band the Clash. It was released as a single from the band's 1979 double album of the same name

London Calling was recorded at Wessex Studios located in a former church hall in Highbury in North London

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

London Derriere

A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.

They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.

by QuacksO March 18, 2023

London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British

'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'

by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023

London Chimney

Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.

Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.

Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.

by Butt2Face January 8, 2023

London Fog

When your partner has an ice cube in their mouth and breaths cold air on you before performing cunnilingois

Before he went down on me he gave me a cool sensation when he did a London Fog on me.

by Femmeword January 26, 2020