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LinkedIn Porn 

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
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When a man pretends to be affluent but is quite the opposite.
He boast's about how much he earns but did you see his Xmas dinner, it was frozen turkey and tin veg! What a Linesy! Lol
Linesy by Walterism September 21, 2022

Jet Link 

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast
He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw
Jet Link by Evil Tim September 12, 2003

mood link 

n.

A hypertext link (href) that is colored, typically by using the HTML style tag, depending on the mood of anchor words or the reference.
Here is how a mood link looks: once in a <a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://..."><span style="color: blue;">blue moon</span></a>
mood link by Philip Thrift April 4, 2009

bangme lines 

same as cut lines and the davids.
the hot as lines on a guys torso that point towards a guys package.
dayumm, check out his bangme lines!

lowkey_lindsey4 

This girl is fucking hot as hell she has got two sides. She has her freaky side and her humble side although she is mostly freaky! She has a very slick and can be manipulative. She is known to be misjudged by other people because of her rough past. The good thing is she is usually a loyal friend unless they mess with her. Though she had a very rough childhood, it made her stronger as a person. She also has a very great fashion sense.

P.S- lowkey_lindsey4 was hereee!
Hector: Oh my god, is that lowkey_lindsey4 ? She is so smokin!🤤
Mia: Go get her!
lowkey_lindsey4 by Miapapz April 14, 2019

Angel Lines

An Angel Line is a term used to describe an extraordinarily large line of insuflated Ketamine Hydrochloride.

The term originated somewhere in regional Victoria, Australia in the year 2019-2020 and was coined by the term's, namesake, who has an extremely large appetite for the drug.

When imbibed, the large dose of Ketamine can result in the user experiencing the "K-hole" and ego death. It can also lead users to engage in other strange behaviours, and other devious activities not normally undertaken with smaller doses of the drug, or whilst sober.
"What the fuck is that? That's not an Angel Line?!".

"I've broken him with an Angel Line".

"Hey xxxxx, can I do an Angel Line?"

"We had Angel Lines and things got weird".

"Is there any more Ketamine, we should do Angel Lines?".

"That Angel Line made me K-Hole".

"She gave me a fucking Angel line again".
Angel Lines by Socialistpilot July 29, 2020