Lemon head

An unapproachable female with a bad attitude.
Female with sour attitude

I saw this girl, I said hello to her and she rolled her eyes and completely ignored me. What a LEMON HEAD.

by mapezarol March 9, 2015

Lemon Jelly

The greatest 'chillout' band in the business. Fantastic to sleep and relax to. Their best song being 'Spacewalk' give it a try!

Ahh this music is so relaxing and peacful.. I think I'm gunna fall as..... zzzzz

by Hendles January 1, 2004

lemon ice

Yellow, disc-shaped deposits of frozen dog piss that accumulate on porches and decks during the winter months.

Since it was his idea to get a dog, Dale is responsible for removing the lemon ice that forms when Rover pees on the front porch.

by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.

i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick

by The Graham November 23, 2009

lemon point

Just before orgasm, when you get a sharp feeling, and your face looks like you're sucking a lemon.
See also goof.

You should see him goof when he's at the lemon point!

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Lemon Mayo

A famous hashtag in which a British kid doesn't know how to say LMAO correctly.

One does not question what Lemon Mayo is, they accept it #LemonMayo

by ItsKingNando April 26, 2015

Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.

Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.

by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010