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In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
by Alex Long February 10, 2006
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After 5 minutes of a first date, you decide that he or she just isn't worth the rest of your time. To lemonlaw a date, simply say
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you."
And walk out.
Bob: So then I took my eleven cats and I-
Betty:I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you.
by Dagona February 22, 2007
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When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.
by Sven’s D June 21, 2018
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the rule to decide if you want to spend the rest of your date with that person in the first 10 minutes.
Dude i thought the the date was going well but i guess not because after about 10 minutes she said sorry you've been lemon lawed and she left.
by willyt1993 November 27, 2008
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When a girl ain’t got no booty but she wearing them Lulu Lemons. She’s violating the lemon law!
Girl take them off, you violating the Lemon Law You gotta have booty to wear Lulu’s!
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by M. Walker May 15, 2018
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