Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.

"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

by lumberjack77 January 1, 2015

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

Limberer

A limberer is someone who keeps lying and claims that what the person says is 100% true.

It can also be used for people that doesn't clean their rooms, even when given a million dollars to do it.

Youre such a limberer right now

Stop being a limberer and clean up.

by 69 Nova June 5, 2018

lamber

Someone who picks their nose and says they were only scratching it

Austin is such a lamber kind of a person

by Thirty point buck May 11, 2018

Lumber-jap

(Verb) When a Japanese woman yells timber while dropping a fecal log into the timber loader of a mans mouth.

I contracted a lumber-jap when I visited Japan last year. Still can’t the taste out of my mouth..

by Jefudiah October 15, 2018

lumberjack

a word you call a friend who likes 'chopping' wood

mahfouz: mascud is a lumberjack wtf does eat wood
mascud: i heard that also its nice
mahfouz: ur such a lumberjack

by creatoroftheword March 10, 2019

lumberdonkey

An alternative word that I made up to refer to someone in a less offensive way and referring to someone who has done something stupid or acts stupid. The look on someone’s face after being called a lumberdonkey or referring to someone as a lumberdonkey is priceless as well as fun but not as in your face as calling them a moron. A donkey is an a.... and a lumberdonky would be a really dumb a...

Synonyms
airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, clodpoll (or clodpole), clot British, cluck, clunk, cretin, cuddy (or cuddie) British dialect, deadhead, dim bulb slang, dimwit, dip, dodo, dolt, donkey, doofus slang, dope, dork slang, dullard, dum-dum, dumbbell, dumbhead, dummkopf, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, fathead, gander, golem, goof, goon, half-wit, hammerhead, hardhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, know-nothing, knucklehead, lamebrain, loggerhead chiefly dialect, loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome archaic, mug chiefly British, mutt, natural, nimrod slang, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit chiefly British, nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull (or numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat British, ratbag chiefly Australian, saphead, schlub (also shlub) slang, schnook slang, simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead, yahoo, yo-yo

You lumberdonkey, what a lumberdonkey

by Johnnieboy@ August 6, 2019