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Lettuce lightning

๐Ÿฅฌโšก๏ธ(Anti-proship) is the opposite of ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŒˆ/๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ–(proship)
โ€œYou have ๐Ÿฅฌโšก๏ธ In your bio, what does it mean?โ€
โ€œLettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, itโ€™s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.โ€
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Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
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Lightning

My main fursona, sheโ€™s a Dutch angel dragon that is black, white, and blue.
Ooh! Lightning looks cool!
by Lightning the dutchie June 8, 2021
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White Lightning

White Lightning is a slang term for someone with the hugest skibidi rod.
"Have you seen that guys White Lightning?" Said James
by Lil blevins Iover December 9, 2023
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Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.
โ€œYo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!โ€
by Spoooooob January 12, 2024
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lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.
Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.
by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017
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jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.
by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016
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