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la crack

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.
Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.
by applebananaorange November 5, 2015
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la pedrera

1- a shanty beach town in Uruguay two hours away from Punta del Este. During 'carnaval' the one mile long street is stampeded by over twenty thousand people with masks on, and little to no clothing. People carry a bottle of hard liquor in one hand and a bottle of silly string in the other, spray each other with said substances, and run around acting like savage animals. There are music stands (as there are at music festivals) so people can dance. Everyone makes out with each other.

2- Once a year, during 'carnaval', the most beautiful men in South America show up to this beach town to pelt girls with silly string and then make out with them
1- A man sprayed my eyes with silly string, and then another one tried to help me wash it out with vodka! It fucking hurt! and then we danced.

2- One of the beautiful men I kissed at la pedrera told me he has herpes. I feel bad for the 20+ innocent victims i kissed that night i may have given this to.
by venezuelaaaaa November 6, 2011
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La Cusine

La Cusine did the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16 inch Le Pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore Meat feast. So many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. Now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus Bristolians depair at the demise of La Cusine: Our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts... now I'm off to cry allover a shitty Mccain's Microwavable Pizza.
Nick- Remember that delicious Pizzaria - La Cusine?

Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.

Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.

Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.

Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.

Ben- No.

Nick- Yes.

Ben- ok
by tmeucci June 29, 2011
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la siesta

when extremely hammered, you take a quick nap at the bar, and quickly recover when awakened
Hey, is Brian ok?" "Yeah, he is in la siesta mode, just wake him up and buy him another shot. and ask if he can pick us up on the quad.
by TWSawesome August 4, 2010
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violet laing

the word you use when ur sock gets wet and u cant put it back on
im im violet laingin out here after i went to the pool
by violetisawhore May 27, 2020
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La Munde

Trying to get in a girl's pants by lying about one's moral values, only to be interrupted by someone else that counters the moral lies.
"Oh I don't drink anymore, I ju-

"Dude I got a six pack in the back, lets hit the beach!"

Prime example of La Munde
by Cazadero May 10, 2009
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La Signora

“i stayed up until 3 am reading la signora smut”
by SignorasVibrator May 19, 2022
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