Kyle

Kyle is the friend of a lifetime. He is exceeds at everything he does and also exceeds at making friends, he is a bit socially awkward, but I could care less because of how good of a friend he is!

Yo is that kyle?
Ya it is, lets get his autograph

by timtomtack October 16, 2019

Kyle

The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.

Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.

by HaterofallKyles July 10, 2019

Kyle

Usually a drinker of monster energy drinks,elimanates drywall as thanos's snap eliminated half the world's population,and acts like a 4th grader insult wise

Kyle drank a lot of monster. And then made a 4'6 inch hole in the drywall.thats a lot of damage!

by TheMostAntiFurryBoiEva July 22, 2019

Kyle

A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.

Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle

by 12357839e74738 April 3, 2020

Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.

guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it

by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster

Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster

by Tasty 69420 October 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a one of a kind. He is kind, loving, sensitive to people's emotions and always tries to make you feel good/better in anyway he can. Sadly, he is very insecure, always thinking his worth is... Worthless. But that isn't the case. Quite the opposite actually. Despite having this insecurity for himself, he pours so much love into his loved ones, making them feel good about themselves, even though he should do that for himself. When he has feelings for someone, you know. The way he makes someone feel is unique and pure and rare - you can't and shouldn't lose it. He is such a unique person, knowing so much, doing so much in his life, doing the things he loves - one wonders how he has the time! But that's what makes him so amazing. He is a die-hard otaku, weeb, whatever you want to call it, and has an attraction to tsunderes apparently - but if you're that tsundere, you won't be complaining. All in all, one should never lose a Kyle, as stated so many times, whether that certain Kyle has been in your life a day, a week, a month - you just know. God bless Kyle.

Friend 1: So I heard you've been talking to Kyle?
Friend 2: Of course I have! Who wouldn't?
Friend 1: You're right... Who wouldn't, he's one of a kind isn't he?
Friend 2: He really is: all Kyles are.

by Rjrjrjrj March 25, 2020