trapper keeper

(verb) a fuck boy tactic; impregnating. female for later use.

Ricky: i am gonna trapper keeper that chic so i can destroy her from the inside out and still get a sandwich

by damagnes October 10, 2020

John Kreese'd

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.

I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.

by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 26, 2010

Zoo Keeper

1. A person who owns black slaves.

Yo man, did you hear that James Madison was a Zoo Keeper?

by Cracka ass hater March 30, 2010

Trapper Keeper

An easier way of saying "Capture Trooper" while playing Killzone 3. Because it's just way too hard to remember their names when they're running at you.

Wow that Trapper Keeper just knifed me through the neck.

by Casement March 19, 2011

Krispy Kreme Gangsta

Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.

someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.

I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta

by Jorge Lechuga December 26, 2007

Krispy Kreme

To eat a doughnut off a man's penis while his penis is inserted into the whole of the doughnut.

"I krispy kremed your boyfriend."

by AMSEMAS April 12, 2010