Kite Runner

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.

Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!

by Y3110VV September 24, 2005

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

cougar kitten

A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.

Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."

by bflirty March 9, 2010

Kitten Bomb

Proverbial strategic distraction device. It is a projectile that contains special ops trained kittens that eject and distract the targets then retreat back to home base eluding tracking. In extraction: an extremely cute distraction.

A beautiful girl passed me on the street and threw me a kitten bomb with her eyes and before I knew it I walked into a trash can.

by SharpKiss May 23, 2009

Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.

Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!

by Reals December 16, 2008

kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.

yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p

by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010

Kitten

One of the best things in this world

Person 1 : I found a kitten in my backyard , wanna see it ?
Person 2 : OMG I LOVE KITTENS !! CAN I PET IT ?

by I'm nobody :) December 24, 2014