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Keyboard Spam 

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on a keyboard (whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise) in an attempt to express themselves. Keyboard spams can be accompanied by coherent words, or left alone.

Someone could keyboard spam for a number of reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam the most when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "aldhakegievs." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.

Keyboard spams are mostly seen in online conversations.
Person 1: "Thanks darling. Anytime. :)"
Person 2: "ksvekwhekhsjz WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
Person 1: "I called you darling. No need to keyboard spam."

Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "ofjdkshdk"
Keyboard Spam by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Keyboard magic

Being fake online.
I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.
Keyboard magic by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022

Keyboard Warrior 

A person that thinks they can do anything online like being an asshole in video games or discord. They seem very nice in real life but are absolute idiots online.
person one: Hey bitch yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so bad. lol 500 wins!!!! person two: Says the person which just started!!!! person three: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH person four: GET RECKT KEYBOARD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keyboard kisser 

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
keyboard kisser by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022

keyboard warrior 

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then

keyboard cowboy 

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.
The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
keyboard cowboy by silviasm September 2, 2022

Keyboard Fingering 

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard
"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."