knot job

A sexual act where a female ties knots in one of her thigh high stockings about an inch and a half apart and pushes them into a man's rectum while having sex. Just at the moment of orgasm, she pulls the knotted stocking out causing the man to have an intense orgasm.

Dude 1: What did you like most about your trip?
Dude 2: I liked getting a knot job from the hot local hookers.

by gr8-fun April 28, 2016

a Joe job

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.

Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

ex-job

a work place from which you resigned or have been fired. much like an ex-girlfriend or ex-bf, each visit to the workplace to collect stuff, or meeting with people from that workplace is complicated beyond need.

"been to Acme-tech today, was so strange..."
"Dude, never go to your ex-job within less than 2 month!"
or
"freelancing for your ex-job is like sex with your ex"

by e-shy April 2, 2009

Good Job, Though

A phrase that would follow when some one totally messed up, but you don't want to totally destroy their confidence.

Player: I can't believe i just gave up threw that interception.

Coach: Yeah, that was the worst pass i've ever seen. Good job, though.

by Macier Ross September 9, 2009

Curl Job

The act of being carried by one's female(or male) mate as if you were being carried out of the church after being wed, but make sure that your crotch and her/his mouth are perpendicular with each other. Once set, have said female(or male) curl you up as if you were a bar bell, thus making it to were your erect penis is inserted into her/his mouth, giving you a blow job. Repeat process until fully pleasured.

"So how did the date with Olga go last night??"

"Dude.....she gave me a curl job...."

by Petcopaul October 29, 2009

Strong job

Jerking someone off by means of the crook of the elbow (the elbow pit).

Sally was glad she had spent so much time at
Crossfit, as her Strong job skills had improved a hundredfold.

by Clarencechris June 5, 2015

Bro Job

A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".

"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."

by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018