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jessica

slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that
person 1: damn jessica is fine
person 2: ik
by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019
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A Jessica is usually a girls name. They are sweet and kind but can be Emo af. They get offended easily and are spooked/scared easily too.
Guy 1:"Hey who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2:" I don't know but its probably a Jessica"
by Ch1ppy April 16, 2018
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Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut
by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020
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She is the bitchiest of people rude annoying and she will stab your back she takes your mans and she loves to be rude she’s always on peoples nerves also she dosent deserve her mans she needs sum milk
Girl eww is that Jessica

Boy yes she’s sooo rude
by Cuban-jerzey October 23, 2018
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The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs
Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"
by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018
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Man that girl is such a Jessica ugh
by KINGHANDO August 13, 2020
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jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
by ihatehomework December 15, 2018
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