A girl who is mentally unstable she always starting fights with other an never takes responsibility for her actions she also has good taste in men and she’s a complete ticking time bomb
by Fortokemelayer June 11, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. A jessica will typically diagnose herself with anxiety but laugh later on. She has a wheezing problem and think that she can turn people on with eating.
Person 1: Hey who’s that
Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy
Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy
by Daddyxoxotoomuch March 26, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. Extremely outgoing girl. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life. She is also very smart and pretty even though she tries to deny it. She always hates on herself, and doesn't realize that she is beautiful. She is also gifted athletically and artistically. She is really good at making friendship bracelets!!! Everyone wants to be friends with her and be with her.
by ASDFASDjalsdk June 26, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.
E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.
Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.
E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.
Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. She is thick,sexy,more beautiful then the northern lights, the best person in the world and a great friend to people
by Hatter21 February 1, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. She is a girl who likes hentai very much. She is a total anime weeb. although she is a weeb she can be smart sometimes. another thing about Jessica is that she has a BIG SMILE. she fun to play with and be around. She is helpless when someone takes her stuff. however she can be nice
"Omg did you see Jessica? she was hugging a light pole"
"Oh yea I saw her saying that she like hentai"
"Oh yea I saw her saying that she like hentai"
by You_Will_Never_Kno_Who_I_ AM February 4, 2019
Get the Jessicamug.