Jessica

A gorgeous girl who has a big heart. She isn’t the most popular person u will meet but she definitely is that type of person who will be with u through thick and thin, she has loads of boys crushing on her and they are still yet to be revealed. She is best friends with me(jasmine) and she is the best friend to have when u need one.

Boy 1: Omg have u heard aid that girl called Jess she’s so beautiful but way out of my league.
Boy 2: Jessica is so calm about everything I think I’m starting to like her.

by Fstdjgsiff November 6, 2018

Jessica

She's a horrible, selfish slug

Person 1: What's a Jessica
Person 2: I don't know
Person 3: Who's she
Person 2: She's horrible

by Shitstickhsejxnjdndndndndne February 28, 2019

Jessica

jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass

Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass

by ihatehomework December 15, 2018

Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.

E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica

by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018

Jessica

Afzaal’s waifu

Wow look at Jessica’s thiccness

by Papa zal June 21, 2018

Jessica

I kind friend all around. However can be a big lier

Jessica is a Great Person

by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018

Jessica

Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish

Person 1: EW IS THAT JESSICA?
Person 2: She is so desperate geez.
Person 1: XD TRUE

by catgirl16 January 28, 2019