Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

jason

Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone

yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere

by kennyismyman November 11, 2018

Jason Landrie

A porn star from the late 1970's. Coined the term "Poot and shoot" for the rather smelly type of pornography he was involved in.

"Hey dawg, last night I was with this girl and I pulled a Jason Landrie all over her face"

or

"She smelled of a Jason Landrie"

by Alicia Zizzo May 5, 2006

jason

sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.

man : jason is a big fuckboy

by juliosligger February 4, 2020

Jason Will

To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.

Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.

by mattyfmills69 October 1, 2009

Jason

the best man in the world and treats his girl right! He is unique. damn jason is hot

damn jason is so hot and unique!

by bennypoobottomloveeesnickersss June 12, 2018

Jason

The best son a father could have.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.

Jason always helps with chores around the house.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.

I basically spit Jason out.

by I love you son May 10, 2018