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life jacker

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.
Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.
by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009
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Status Jacker

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status
Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!
by hacklife March 5, 2011
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Throwing the Jacket Off

With a jacket covering up your cock, masturbating so no one can see you do it.

Or with a jacket covering it up, having your girlfriend give you a hand job
Throwing the jacket off - Jordan needed to bust a nut, but there were too many people in the room so he covered himself up and threw the jacket off.

Rita wanting to please her man in public so she laid a jacket across his lap and threw his jacket off.
by CheesesCakesAreDelicous December 9, 2008
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Grocery Line Jacker

The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.
Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.

He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.
by Shumado June 7, 2011
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Smiley Jacker

One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).
Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.

Two Days Later:

Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"
by spme November 23, 2009
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Payback jacket

1. A long-sleeved garment used to pay back one's debts as a substitute for currency.
Brad: Hey did Johnny ever give you that 30 dollars he owes you?

Max: Not really, he gave me a payback jacket.
by Mberry87 July 18, 2010
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fuzzy jacket

A girl who is "the one" and means a lot to you.
Dayum, that girl warms my heart like a fuzzy jacket!
by warm July 6, 2012
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