José

Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.

José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club

by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021

José

confusing, complicated and irritating af

omg your such a José

by oopsxd January 12, 2022

José

The most amazing man I have ever met. He’s truly fun to be around and is the best listener. He’s kind and considerate. Anyone would be Blessed to have him.

José is a great catch!

by Reallnesses June 10, 2024

José

a badass motor boy lookin ahh, sexiest man alive

"OMG that's one sexy piece of meat"
"its José"

by MIMimari December 12, 2024

José Manuel

The most perfect guy in this world. In a room full of people your eyes will be fixed only on him. Handsome, caring and intelligent, a girl can dream. You wish he was yours.

José Manuel is perfect

by La fira June 23, 2020

Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.

Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it

by jordanair November 4, 2019

Jose pardo

Una persona que abusa sexualmente de los niños.

Tu I"ra ay va jose pardo"
Amigo "Ay que correrle antes de que nos viole"

by Tight_pussy January 11, 2014